WHEN GOD MADE CORRECTION OFFICERS


When the Lord was creating CORRECTION OFFICERS, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one".

And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"

A CORRECTION OFFICER must always bear in mind that rehabilitation is based on self-respect. In the event of rebellious actions or disparaging remarks towards them by inmates they must always maintain a quite firm dem… Continue

You know you're a cop if ..

> >> You have the bladder capacity of five people.

> >> You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.

> >> You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

> >> Your idea of a good time is a gun run or a car chase.

> >> You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly
towards you.

> >> Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.

> >&… Continue

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PARTNER NEEDS A VACATION:

1) He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps aski… Continue

Sure, there is time to invest yourself fully into work, but there is equally important time for joyful resting. And for you, this time is now. What is the absolutely most wonderful little treat you can give yourself? Do it today. Continue

so...... i got to suit uo for the first time for IRT, some scummer who needed a shower and probably has scabies, but after we got all the gear on they pulled it, she took one on her own....awesome. anyway, i wonder if they make youth sized riot gear......the shinguards go to my stomach and if i put the sheild down the helmet falls down too far....i love being a smurf

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I am writing to everyone to find out if they have any supplies to start a breach team that they would be willing to donate. I was approached about starting a breach team at our facility because currently we have barely any tools to gain access to a rioting unit or to help a downed officer. If by any chance your facility has any tools that they would be willing to donate to us it would be greatly appreciated. We currently operate our Tactical Neutralization Team on a One Thousand dollar a year bu… Continue

Last Tuesday Personnel from Raleigh came to are Prison to announce who still had and a job and were and who they were letting go.
Luckly for all of us (75) we were all offered positions at other institutions. Some of us got what we wanted and others didnt.
I was offered a position at Nash Correctional Institution. It means instead of a 20 minute drive I will have a 45 minute drive. I have heard from others that its a good prison better then the one I am at. I start working at the new prison mond… Continue

May the Lord be with you.

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I have to say that i think its funny when my friends talk about their "bad days" at work. "Oh this customer said this to me" or "I had to run this cash register." Granted, I have worked those jobs, I know first hand that those days can suck for sure. I just ask (in my head) You had a bad day??! Have you ever fight a guy who stabbed a woman to death, cut her fingers off, and put her head in a toliet, only to be pulled out of the fight because he bit you on the wrist? Now thats a bad day..

We all… Continue